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Grammar Funnies

Punctuate these sentences to alter the meaning or make sense - no altering or shifting of words!

A woman without her man is nothing.


Charles the First walked and talked half an hour after his head was cut off.

The girls in my classes didn't like the first one - until they punctuated it "correctly."


Answer for the 2nd-> Charles the First walked and talked. Half an hour after, his head was cut off.

Comments

CaliforniaTeacherGuy said…
Well, the first sentence makes exquisitely good sense punctuated thus:

"Woman: without her, man is nothing."

But I'll be darned if I know what to do with old Charles the First. I'm still thinking...
7:58 PM
Jenna said…
Charles the First is from "Eats, Shoots & Leaves" and was on a child's grammar exam in 1937.
11:06 AM
Lady Strathconn said…
I don't get the Charles one, but I read the other one "correctly" even without the punc.
2:35 PM
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