stolen from the reflective teacher, who in turn stole from posthipchick.
What My Students Have Learned This Year
1. Housebuying takes a really long time.
2. Vinyl siding will take the fun out of egging a teacher's house.
3. Shakespeare tells lots of dirty jokes.
4. Censorship could lead to nuclear war.
5. You can change the meaning of what writing simply by changing the punctuation.
6. English teachers have a lot of grammar jokes
7. We can pass the WASL!
8. WASL writing is very simplistic.
9. Sometimes poems have dirty words in them, but I need a note from home to check out the book that contains those poems.
10. There are consequences for every action, no matter who I am.
11. I can't pass if I don't turn in the work.
12. Pre-writing is essential
13. Teacher just might have a myspace page.
14. If you tell your teacher how horrible your life is, she'll probably let you turn the assignment in late.
15. English teachers think grammar jokes are funny.
16. My english teacher thinks eminen is cool, especially the part about him reading the dictionary to find more words to rap with. Rappers need a large vocabulary.
What My Students Have Learned This Year
1. Housebuying takes a really long time.
2. Vinyl siding will take the fun out of egging a teacher's house.
3. Shakespeare tells lots of dirty jokes.
4. Censorship could lead to nuclear war.
5. You can change the meaning of what writing simply by changing the punctuation.
6. English teachers have a lot of grammar jokes
7. We can pass the WASL!
8. WASL writing is very simplistic.
9. Sometimes poems have dirty words in them, but I need a note from home to check out the book that contains those poems.
10. There are consequences for every action, no matter who I am.
11. I can't pass if I don't turn in the work.
12. Pre-writing is essential
13. Teacher just might have a myspace page.
14. If you tell your teacher how horrible your life is, she'll probably let you turn the assignment in late.
15. English teachers think grammar jokes are funny.
16. My english teacher thinks eminen is cool, especially the part about him reading the dictionary to find more words to rap with. Rappers need a large vocabulary.
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