OHMIGOSH! It is cold everywhere! And lucky me, I get a classroom with an air-blowing machine pretending to be a heater!
Student: Did you know this thing is blowing out COLD AIR!?!?
Me: Um... yes, it always does.
Student: We could freeze to death!
Me: That's why I'm wearing longjohns. Aren't you?
Believe me sister, cold air is the least of our worries. On the docket as we speak is a plan in the legislature to cut about a million dollars in our budget next year. For a small school, that's enough to choke the proverbial horse. That's like the entire SpEd program, all the bus transportation, our entire paper budget, the electric bill, plus my salary. Yes, the funding for my job specifically will probably be cut.
Our illustrious superintendent has come up with a few cockamany schemes to save us all, but no one has saluted any of them. In fact, so far the only result has been photos of angry looking parents on the front page of the paper. Meanwhile, I'll just hunker down in my ivory tower, playing my Taylor Mali CD to remind myself What I Make.
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